If you think about it, it’s stupid to have pets. If I brought some random animal inside your house, you’d freak out. My cat brought in a chipmunk and I screamed like Wilhem and jumped on a chair. But, I was screaming at the victim and not the perpetrator. I should have been screaming at the cat. “Agh! You brought a spit-covered rodent into my kitchen! And later you expect me … [Read more...]
Fourteen years ago my sister bought a little half-dachshund, half-chihuahua puppy we call a "dawawa". I can't directly say my nephews gave the dog the mange, but let's just say stress can be a factor. … [Read more...]
Recently I was home alone at night. My husband had taken the kids out shopping and I was home alone enjoying the ice cream silence. I can't even remember the last time this happened. I was probably single and had a perm.I walked upstairs to get something when I heard a light scratching noise coming from my son's bedroom. "That's strange, " I thought. I non-stupidly whipped out my phone and took … [Read more...]
I have four kids at home and one husband, who is Ricky to my Lucy. He puts up with late dinners, occasional clean underpants shortages, and my madcap schemes.
